We’ll always be kids at heart x) Love ya gabby!

We’ll always be kids at heart x) Love ya gabby!

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HOW TO BE THE GIRL HE WANTS:

the first time someone tells you these words I hope you stick out your hand and catch the letters in the air I hope you crunch them in your fist I hope you shove them back into the mouth they flew out of I hope and pray you are not eight years old and hanging off of a shopping cart and groaning about how bored you are, I hope you were not young like I was the first time I read a magazine on a shelf underneath the candy I hope you weren’t young because I still thought everything I read had to be true - but better yet, I hope these words never find you.

They tell you to be strong but it’s the little things like this that sit on our hips and tangle in our hair and feel like bees when the night gets dark. It’s the little things we could never ever shake off because the minute we tried, we discovered there were more waiting for us.

HOW TO LOOK GOOD FOR SUMMER:

smile more often. I hope the first time someone calls you fat, you shimmy your shoulders and wink and feel like a goddess and take it as a compliment. I hope you are not the new kid in a fifth-grade class, glasses on your nose and your hair in tangles. I hope nobody ever touched your tummy and asked if you were embarrassed by the way it jiggles. I hope if you ever hear those words, you reach out your beautiful fingers and touch the temple of the person talking and ask, “Are you embarrassed your brain works like that?”

See, I have not gained weight since the eight grade and I’m twenty. I have had about four hundred people tell me I’m skinny but it’s only the two or three voices about the thickness of my thighs and the fat on my hips - these are the only voices that stick. Don’t give them that satisfaction. Take a bath. Stare at your reflection. Count the flecks beside your iris. Promise yourself you’re not going to ruin your life - you won’t let them win. Don’t let that moment cause ripples. Yank out the cruelty from your system.

HOW TO HAVE BETTER SEX:

stop faking it. Stop engineering your body to be a call-and-response of bruises and shots. I hope you are not fifteen the first time a boy kisses you hard. I hope you do not go home with a bloody mouth and spend the rest of your life thinking love is stained with iron. I hope you are not swallowing your sanity to be with somebody. I hope the first time you let someone touch you, they are someone worthy of your trust - I hope that nobody tries to force you into a label like “frigid” or “slut.”

In the animal world, most males have bright plumage so they can attract mates. In humans, we expect ladies to look a certain way. When you break out of the norm, suddenly you’re rattling chains. How dare you not want sex and still look this way. Maybe people are scared of admitting your body has power - it can turn heads in a baggy sweatshirt. Your body doesn’t need a magazine’s confirmation. Your body’s been through hell and still keeps on living. Put on your heels and stalk down the sidewalk. Take off your makeup. Do what you need to feel awesome.

HOW TO BE COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN SKIN:

ignore everything they tell you. Don’t let them in.

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Maybe one day I’ll make a list of every single terrible magazine I’ve read. I think I’m gonna start an advice column called “If it makes them money, it’s probably not good.” /// r.i.d (via rauchwolken)
vintagegal:

Disney’s Alice in Wonderland (1951)

vintagegal:

Disney’s Alice in Wonderland (1951)

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Posted by Galadriel

imgfave:

Posted by Galadriel

On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

krnjesus:


LOL

krnjesus:

LOL

eckobowler808:

LOL HIS FACE!! hahaha

amroyounes:

Healthier Alternatives to your eating habits.

I haven’t tried all of these, so I can’t vouch.  I know for my tuna salad that I make I do a mix of olive oil and mustard instead of mayo, but I don’t know in what universe Mustart is a straight up alternative to Mayonnaise.

For Salads, Avocado and Almonds are a great way to beef up the salad without adding bread!

samanthahatesyouu:

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I FUCKING DIED WHEN I SAW THIS SHIT HAHAHAH

kyusaysrawr:

bubzbrndn:

dabhabit:

chasingdreamsasiscream:

eleven49pm:

psychiatral:

Written by an 8th grader

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

I’m blown away, wow.

I was about 2 be pissed before I read it backwards

amazing.

holy crap. This is amazing.

kyusaysrawr:

bubzbrndn:

dabhabit:

chasingdreamsasiscream:

eleven49pm:

psychiatral:

Written by an 8th grader

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

I’m blown away, wow.

I was about 2 be pissed before I read it backwards

amazing.

holy crap. This is amazing.


The members imitating Minzy’s selca habit.

The members imitating Minzy’s selca habit.

paper-shuriken:

fyleechaerin:

140302 TBF+MTBD CL FOCUS

CL GETTING ALL HYFY UP IN DAT SHIT YASSS.

But the Kwon Twins tho…UNF

Those kwon twins… dayum! 

sakurasunshine:

insyddiouss:

c0me0n-skinnyl0ve:

thedoctorsgirlforever:

consultingsonic:

thedoctorsgirlforever:

draelogor:

youreallbowlsofsoup:

the-eagle-said:

Why purple?

Time to answer rhetorical questions yo!

Purple is the color of regality, and most of the villains who wear it are either royals, nobility, or very wealthy.  It’s also the strongest wavelength in the rainbow (the next wavelength up is UV which is harmful to humans), and most of the villains are after power of some sort.  Finally, and this really only applies to a few of them, it symbolizes magic and the supernatural, so it makes sense for the witches and sorcerers to wear it.

Now explain why most disney girls start off in blue!

Because the color blue is the harshest color for our eyes to see. In fact, it’s the last color babies’ eyes can process, but it catches our eyes the best because it is so harsh. When the Disney girls wear blue, they want your eyes to immediately be attracted to them specifically; to pay the most attention to them. It as if their saying “This is who you should be paying attention to,” just in case you couldn’t figure it out. Also, in pioneer times, blue was the required color of a child to wear if she had blonde hair and blue eyes, such as Sleeping Beauty or Cinderella. It’s simply traditional.

so why pink?

The color pink represents love, nurturing, positive feelings and compassion. It also can stand for hope in times where there seems there is none to be had. It can also represent sweetness and innocence, qualities a lot of princesses possess.

I learned so much from this post wow

Purple. Guys, Disney can’t hide shit from us anymore…we’re becoming aware.